And you know what they say about men with small hands?



Even since presidential hopeful Marco Rubio appeared in a rally in Virgina last week and said...
“He’s always calling me ‘little Marco,’” Rubio said, while reading Trump’s Twitter feed at a rally in Virgina. “I’ll admit he’s taller than me. He’s like 6’2’’, which is why I don’t understand why his hands are the size of someone who’s 5’2’’. Have you seen his hands? And you know what they say about men with small hands?”
...LustSpiel has been fretting that the Free World might be run by a man with a small penis. So we are relieved to report that Trump put away all doubts about his manliness during the Republican debate yesterday:
"I have to say this: He hit my hands. No one has ever hit my hands. Look at those hands, are those small hands?" Trump said, proudly displaying his stubby paws. "And he referred to my hands as if, if they’re small, something else may be small. I guarantee to you there’s no problem, I guarantee!”

Not this...
...but this!

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