Inside the rhyme zone of horrors

By John W. King

(Warning: The best thing about this post is the title)

No time to go on Craiglist,

Or no incentive to resist,

Or zestuous cravings to be kissed,

Invite the Stromquist to persist.

A sucker he for any spice,

The Stromquist likes champagne on ice,

He's willing to pay any price,

For once, for twice, for thrice.