Oh, lusty gentlemen --- Borderline Shakespeare

By John W. King

(Do something, do something about Romeo & Juliet, we asked inhouse author John W. King. And there you have it. All lines are original Shakespeare. Click on an image for larger pictures:)

Me, they shall feel...

...while I am able to stand.
I am a pretty piece of flesh.

Fear me not!
I bite my thumb, sir.

I serve as good a man as you.

Rebellious subjects...

...enemies of peace.

You men, you beasts!


...where is Romeo?

Throw your mistempered weapons...

...to the ground.

Towards him I made, but he was ware of me.

See where he comes.

So please you, step aside.

Come madam...

...let's away.

Verona brags of him.

Good morning cousin...

...is the day so young?

I love be rough with you...

...be rough with love.

The dreamers often lie.

In bed asleep...

...while they do dream things true.
And then...

...they dream of love.

Show a fair presence.

Thy talkst of nothing

Oh, lusty gentlemen

I have seen the day...


...that I have worn a visor.

Why, ho now.

John W. King teaches forensics and negotiation at San Francisco State University. He's infamous.